Many of you may be wondering why I have not kept this aberrance of nature’s identity a secret with our signature BLACK BAR OF ANONYMITY©. Well, quite frankly, because ugly people are significantly less ugly when you hide their faces. After all, how can you make fun of ugly people when they wear brown paper bags over their heads? But never fear, a post on WeMadeAFunny just wouldn’t be the same without our BLACK BAR OF ANONYMITY©…So I have provided you, the reader, with a black bar for your own face, so no one will ever know that you read this blog post.
I digress…this old-man-alien-baby has decided he is creepy and old-looking enough to run for pope. Who knows how long good ol’ Benny will be around (after all, he’s been pretty busy building the Death Star and bitch slapping Darth Vader), so it seems likely that this vag-maggot will get his chance soon enough.
My advice to the little Pope-mobile-riding wannabe? You’re about 700 liver spots shy of eligibility. Shit outta luck, pal. Looks like you’ll have to continue your existence as a constant reminder to your mother why she should never shoot heroin while watching E.T. ever again.
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